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Sun

I accidentally became the sunscreen person at brunch

Someone asked why I was sitting in the shade with a mineral stick and suddenly I was explaining UVA like I had a clicker and a TED Talk.

@ spf_skeptic
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Kitchen

My husband said the cast iron pan was too much work

Then he ate the eggs. Now he calls it our heirloom skillet and tells guests it has a lineage.

@ castironcook
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Hair

The shampoo detox week humbled my entire bloodline

Day three looked like a Victorian illness. Day ten had shine. I will not be answering questions from my bangs.

@ nadiasnotes
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